It was a shiny day, a nice day, a day when everything was perfect, in the small town Stockholm. Hardware and Vermillion was in a computer store when suddenly...
*Bzzzt*
Everone in the computer store were running outside to see something up in the sky. Hardware and Vermillion ran outside to, to see what it was.
Hardware: Oh-me-gosh! What is it??
Vermillion: Some UFO or something.
Then some other guy was totaly horred and ran around the place:
Other guy: WE ARE DOOOOOMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
It was a big thing that covered the sky, so it was totaly black outside. Then everyone heard a strange sound
Strange sound: Alghidgjfgjksdfjhloakdfuaksdlhasdfj.
Hardware: What is that sound?
Vermillion: Probobly some aliens have come to attack earth and destroy it for good...
Hardware: Yea, right...
Vermillion: (looking at Hardware) You mean that it isn't that?
Hardware: (looking at Vermillion) Maybe you are right then.
Other guy: Didn't you hear me??? DOOMED!! WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!
Then the Other guy ran up to the tallest buidling and jumped down from it and died.
Vermillion: Geezes, was that stupid.
Hardware: (picking on the body with a stick) Yea, his all smashed up. And by the way, have you noticed something strange?
Vermillion: No, what?
Hardware: It's so quiet, and there isn't any light outside.
Vermillion: We probobly lost our power sence this "ufo" came. Yea, and it is strange too that all the people that were running out from the computer store are gone too.
Hardware: Something pritty wicked is happening.
Vermillion: We better go down to "the secret place" to clear things up whats happened.
Hardware and Vermillion ran to their bikes and biked to "the secret place". The "the secret place" was under a bridge not far away. They parked their bikes just behind the bridge and walked under it. There was a door there, were they knocked for times. Then the door asked:
Door: What is the password?
Vermillion: (talking to door) Fat-dork-eats-brown-bean-and-farts.
And the door opened. Behind the door there was a long hallway and were Vermillion and Hardware walked for many minutes. Later on the Door closed.
Hardware: Why did we have to make this hallway so long??
Vermillion: Uh, better ask Hanland that.
Now they were in the end of the hallway were they found a button, when they pressed on the button, they were teleported to a secret place were there were lost of high-tech stuff and food and all other crap.
Hardware: Uhoh, someone haven't cleaned here lataly *cuagh*.
Vermillion: Don't bother me about that, complain to Hanland, he's the one that made up this " the secret place", and besides, him, Nils, Hobbes and Christoffer are probobly sleeping couse it's early (the clock was about 09.30).
Hardware: Anyway, we gotta tell them what just happened.
Hardware and Vermillion walked into a room that said "Sleep room". There they found the four people sleeping and two empty beds (probobly Hardware's and Vermillion's).
Hardware ran up to each one and shaked them and said:
Hardware: Hear this... Something bad has happened and we need to find out what it is!
They all were pritty sleepy, but Nils woke up rightaway.
Nils: I need to pee... Excuse me, but I need too pee!!!!
Nils ran to the bathroom were he was for a couple of minutes.
Vermillion: Geezes, how do we wake up these three? Wait, I know...
Vermillion walk to his bed, and searched for something under it. Then he took out an big horn.
*Puuut puut puuuuut put!!!!!*
Hanland: Shhhhhaut uap, me, sleeaapp...
Christoffer: Mommy, noo not again...
Hobbes: "Ach, der iz nien time fo diz babbelz!"
Vermillion once again blew in his horn, this time they woke up.
Christoffer: Hey, cut it out! I had this great dream... (blahblah).
Hanland: Yea, me to... (blah blah).
Hobbes: Not me, I had the worst dream I have ever sleept about. I was dreaming that I was a german soldier during WorldWar2, thanks for waking me up... Hehehe...
Hardware started to tell what just happened (ect...).
Hardware: And then we came back here to tell you. Is there anyway we can contact that big flying thing or something? And Hanland clean this dust or whatever, away from our stuff, it's a mayor problem.
Hanland responded by saying "Yepp" and he took out a control under his pillow and pressed a button. Lot's of Robots cameout and started to clean everything. After a few seconds all the dust and dirsty things were gone. The howle under ground secret place was cleam.
Hanland: Heheheh...
Hobbes: Anyway, I'll goto my computer and check it out.
Christoffer: I'll goto the bathroom and see were Nils have gone, and btw I need to dosome stuff there myslef, heh.
Vermillion: This reminds me of some kind of movie, heeeeheeeheee...
Hardware: Well, meto!
And all walked to their own computers, the computers were in a room next to the sleeping room, it was like a big office but only with computer stuff. They all had their own computer. Vermillion, Hanland and Hobbes booted up their computers. While Hardware was looking for something...
Hardware: WERE IS MY FATBOYSLIM CD?!?!!?!!??
Vermillion: That peace of crap, anyway, I don't care, hehehe...
Hobbes: Hmm... Look in that drawer under the CD's, you know.
Hardware: Yea, I know now...
Hardware looked in that drawer and found the CD and a set of HearPhones.
Hardware: YESYESYES!! I got'em... Well, I'm ok...
Hobbes: I'll check out that thing you found.
Hobbes went and opened a closet were there were some kind of a radar, he took it and connected it to his computer.
Hobbes: This Radar is pritty cool, I made it myself, I call it "E.R.I.C", Elektircle - Radar - Intercatctive - Crap. Hhhe, pritty cool name, hehhehehh...
Vermillion: Anyway, I'll goto the kitchen and find a snack to take, someone want anything?
Hanland: I'll take the original that I always have.
Hobbes: Can you make that sandwitch that I have, but add a chilly pepper? I want to try something new!
Hardware: Same for me as lasttime
Vermillion: k.
And Vermillion walked away, in the mean time Nils came running into the computer room.
Nils: AHHH!!!! My toothbrush has expired! Gaaah!! Heeelp meee!!!
Hardware: Borrow mine, heehee...
Everyone luaghed exept Nils...
Nils: This IS important!! I neeed one, or my tooth will be pritty messed up.
Hanland: Ok, there is a yellow box in that "windows thingy" were all oils and medicine is. Open it and you can use one. OK?
Nils: Thaaanks...
Nils ran away, but he took the wrong way! Well, he turned and ran the otherway... "Tooo the bathroom!!!" he said.
Meanwhile in the bathroom, Christoffer was brushing he's teeth and was doing all original stuff until'...
Christoffer: Heeey, is water really green?? Hmm...
He took out this tube and put a sample of the green water in it.
Christoffer: I better tell the guy's.
And then Nils was knocking on the door...
Nils: This is urgent!! Let me in!!!
Christoffer: Sorry, the water is green, I need to check it out. OK? So you can't brush your teeth rightnow.
Christoffer opens the door and Nils looks a bit tricked...
Nils: Are you telling the truth??
Christoffer: Yees...
Nils: GAAAAAAHHH!!!! I need to check it! Let me threw!
Nils ran to the dish and saw that the water WAS green...
Nils: Thuutuutuutuuuutuutuuuu...
Christoffer: Uh?
Nils: The X-Files... Thuuutuutuuuu tuuuuuutuuuu...
Christoffer: I better goto the lab and check this out. Mean while, take these chew gums, they are like brushing your teeth while not doing it, a better invention that I made...
Nils: You MADE these and didn't tell me? Heck these would save me lot's of time!! Well, anyway, witch flawour?
Christoffer: Take these...
And Christoffer gave 2 gums to Nils, one was black and one was white.
Christoffer: Now, remember, the white one is lakris, and the black one is mint. Remember that now...
Nils: Ok...
Nils took one and put it in his mouth...
Nils: Hey, these are good, wee! Thanks, anway, I need to put on some new clothes.
Christoffer: Ok.
Nils ran down the hallway to the sleeproom and Christoffer just cross the halway to the Lab. Mean while, in the computer room.
Hardware: I better get a better computer. These 19.999 Ghz are slow.
Hanland: Yea, this reminds me, didn't you and Nissi once have bought an iMac? Hehe, those crappy computers were only good looking, bah, 233 mhz, slooow...
Hobbes: Yea, this reminds me... Were is Nissi?
Vermillion: Didn't he start to work for Apple Computer's gaming market or whatever? I remember when we saw him the last time, walking into the plane. He got a pritty good job, and good payed too.
Hanland: Hmm, maybe he has some kind of castle or something now. And remember MGS? Hugh, this wasn't pritty good at the start, remember? We asked planty of sites and whatever to host uss. And you, Hardware, even bougt uss a domain name...
Hardware: That crappy domain name was just sucking. Pain in the ass... I also remember the game I played with Nissi, when I surrendered, hehehe, he was kicking my butt, really hard... Hehehe...
Hobbes: Good times back then.. Yepp... Yesyesyes...
Vermillion: Hmm, should we contact Nissi now? It's been months! I want to know what he has done. I mean what should we do, just leave him there with no friends??
Hanland: Hm, yes we should, hehe, juust joking. Let's call him now, it doesn't bother me if it is in the middle of the night for him... Heeheehee... Anyway, Hardware... Turn off that crap music.
Hardware: Oki doki.
And Hardware turns the music off...
Hobbes: Well, let's call him, should we use the TV Phone or the Old Phone? Ah, TV Phone, it's more cooler.
Vermillion: Agree. Anyway, do someone remember his number? It was like 232-45345346-3249263-7-2625-35-255826456 or something.
Hanland goes and checks the Phone catalog thats next to the Old Phone.
Hanland: It's (blah blah Numbers)...
Hobbes: Wait, first I need to check out the thing in the sky first. Well, it's done loading now... I hate that the Radar have to first load up. Stupid, I need to make a better one now, ERIC is like 1 years old.
Hobbes checks the screen and founds it pritty intresting,
Hobbes: Come over here to my computer and check this out! It's impossible!!
They all run to Hobbes computer and check it out.
Vermillion: Hey, the earth isn't round like a boll! It's oval like an egg!
Hardware: I knew that all the time... Yes indeed...
Hanland: No stupid, something made it Non-Round. Understand.
Hardware: Hm, you mean that something changed the earths round shape into something else? And hey, whats that black spot over Stockholm?
Hobbes: Pritty strange...
And suddenly, something happens, Nils comes into the computer room...
Nils: Whats new guy's?
Hanland: Something black is over Stockholm, it's pritty freaky...
Hobbes: No, it isn't a cloud, it's an UFO.
What will Happen? Will we ever know why the earth isn't round anymore? And why the water is now green? Why doesn't the guys exept Nils, Vermillion and Hardware have any clothes on? Were is Christoffer? And will they ever Phone Nissi? AHHH!!!!!!