Nils: Ohno!! I knew this!! That the earth isn't alone!! Gaahhh!!! Anyone tried these gums made by Chrisoffer?

 

Hobbes: Gums aren't important... The important thing is that the earth is in danger... You know what danger means, don't you guys?

 

Hanland: Got ya.

 

Hardware: Yees of course I do! You think I'm stupid?

 

Vermillion: Yepp meto, hehe... But Christoffer isn't here?

 

Hardware: Yea, were is he?

 

Nils: He's in the lab and checking things out. Our water is green now you know...

 

Hanland: What? Get the u�|£™�[]|©™ out of here? Is this true?

 

Vermillion: Anything that Nils sais, MUST be true... Heheh..

 

Nils: Follow the the bathroom and check this out.

 

And they started walking to the bathroom... Mean while in the lab...

 

Chrisoffer: (Logging this into the computer) Hmm, this isn't anything like I have seen before. This green stuff isn't made on the planet earth either. And somehow it has merged with our earths water. I better check it out if it is poisened... Omigosh! It has an effect that mutate humans into Blood Sucking Zombies!!! AHH! And wait a minute, didn't I brush my teeth in it? Wait!! No! This can't bee.... I'm muuuutaaating..... Gahhhhhhhhhhhh....

 

The same time in the bathroom...

 

Nils Shows that the water is green by turning the water thingy on and off. On and off. On and off.

 

Hardware: We se that it works, hehehe...

 

Vermillion: We gotta se how Christoffer is doing in the lab!!!!

 

Hobbes: Ok...

 

They all walked across and opened the door lab, it was totaly dark inside, there werent any lamps exept that the computer was on inside the room. They all walked to the computer...

 

Hanland: Hey, what does it say there, umn, water... Umn, Blood Sucking Zombies! AHH!

 

Nils: AHH!

 

Hardware: AHH!

 

Hobbes: AHH!

 

Vermillion: HEH!

 

Hanland: Ohno! Christoffer is a Blood Sucking Zombie!! We need to get out of here! He got mutated from the water! AHHHHHHHH!!!

 

The Door slowly moved.

 

Nils: Look! The door is moving! Darn, he's trying to lock us in! Run for it!!

 

Now everyone was running against the door as fast as they could...

 

And *Click*, the door was locked from outside.

 

Vermillion: We are gonna diieee! We are stuck! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! We have no food, how are we going to survive???? If I die first, you may eat me...

 

Hardware: No problem, we aren't going to die, but eating you makes me hungry, *grrr*, hehe. Anyway, you can open the door from inside, no problem huh? Heheheh.

 

Vermillion: Heheh.

 

Hobbes: Anyway, Christoffer is in great danger, we must save him.

 

Nils: I wonder if these gums were poisened too.

 

Hanland: Hmm, lets seee after a while, hehehe.

 

Nils: Ok.

 

And they walked out to the hall, were all the doors were.

 

Hobbes: Ok, se he can't be in the bathroom, and in the lab, there are some other rooms we need to check, but do we bother to check if he is here?

 

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Story writer: Anyway, I am to lazy writing them all checking in and out rooms, we all know he is still inside the lab and has evil green eyes that glow in the dark (maybe evil red eyes too). And then the "show" ends, but I want to make another new thing in a story, that they never find him and never hear from him, until'.. Hehehe, I won't tell anymore. Heheheh...

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All said "no".

 

Hardware: I don't bother if he has a new life and is a Blood Sucking Zombie, it just scears me, but it's ok, if it's ok with him. Heheh...

 

Hobbes: We better go to our Weapons room and do "you know what to do". Ok?

 

Everyone said "OK" and ran to the weapons room.

 

It's like PoweRangers, everyone chooses their suit and they choose their weapons. Here is some info about them:

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Drilling Hardware - Hardware Drilling action with a laser shooting drill and that can drill threw everything (exept chocolate). He also has a Laptop Computer with him.

 

Calle and Hobbes - Hobbes and his little robot mascot, they fight with eachother with two laser guns and pear of laser swords. Calle only obeys Hobbes and does not talk wery much, but knows computers alot (ALOT!!).

 

Hanland the Soldier - Looking like a soldier, he has a big sword that cuts threw anything (exept chocolate). And the sword can shoot a ray that shoots two balls that explodes (big time!). He also has a pair of AntiMateriaBombs.

 

iNils: The "i" sais for invisible. He has a laser sword and can become invisible wheneve he wants, exept when he has no banas left to run the invisible maker machine.

 

Jumpin' Vermillion: With a JetPack, he can fly everywere, exept when he is out of Grapes. He need grapes to run the JetPack. He also has a laser sword.

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Now they all jumped into Kapputtnick 2000 (their spaceship) and flew out from their secret hideout and up to the UFO.

 

Hanland: Sensors say that the outside of the UFO is made of 500 Meters of Chocolate. Me and Hardware can not cut threw the outerside of the wall... DARN!

 

Nils: Why not eat ourselfs threw?

 

Vermillion: Hmm, we probobly would get very sick and have to get new teeth. *Eating a grape*

 

Hardware: Save the grapes to we need 'em. OK?

 

Hobbes: Let's scout and check the another side of the space ship.

 

They flew for a while until' they found a landing zone on the UFO.

 

Hanland: Let's land on the landing zone there.

 

Hobbes: OK.

 

And they landed on the landing zone.

 

Vermillion: I remember something, we forgott to call Nissi.

 

Hardware: *sad smiley face*

 

Nils: Anyway, we need to find whats inside the UFO!

 

They all walked abit until' a big door was there stopping them.

 

Hobbes: Calle; Door, Open.

 

Calle: *Bzzt* Hobbes Voice - *Bip* - *Bip* - *Bip* - Clear. Making commando. *Blitt*

 

And Calle went to the big door, opened his head and took out two cables and stuck them onto the wall.

They sat down and started to wait. And wait. And wait. And wait. And wait. And wait. And wait. And wait. And wait. And wait. And wait. And wait. And wait. And wait. And wait. And wait. And wait. And wait. And wait. And wait. And wait. And wait. And wait. And wait. And wait. And wait. And wait. And wait. And wait. And wait. And wait. And wait. And wait. And wait. And wait. And wait. And wait. And wait. And wait. And wait. And wait. And wait. And wait. And wait. And wait. And wait. And wait. And wait. And wait. And wait. And wait. And wait. And wait. And wait. And wait. And wait. And wait. And wait. And wait. And wait. And wait. And wait. And wait. And wait. And wait. And wait. And wait. And wait. And wait. And wait. And wait. And wait. And wait. And wait. And wait. And wait. And wait. And wait. And wait. Aand Waaiiit...

And suddenly...

 

Calle: *Bzzt* Complete, door now opens *Blitt*

 

The Door opened and it was pritty icky inside there, it was like in a djungle.

 

They started to walk threw the djungle and found a peace of paper on the ground.

 

Hobbes; Look! A peace of paper! It's a half peace of a paper! So it must be important!

 

Nils: But how are we going to get to the other side?

 

Slowly they looked down from the edge... It was a Lava river down there...

 

Hanland: How are we going to get to the other side?

 

Hardware: We can't walk over it, under it, threw it, and, but over it, we can fly...

 

Vermillion: Yes, we can, I can fly over and get that peace of paper!

 

Smart huh?

 

Vermillion flew over the the other side, and took up the peace of the paper.

 

Vermillion: I got it!

 

Hobbes: What does it say on it?

 

Mean while, Vermillion heard someone whisper to him...

 

Whispering guy: Follow me, fly boy... Heeelp meee, heeeeelp meee... I neeed help! Follow the light, uh, wrong, uh, follow the sound, foolllooow iiiiiiiiit....

 

And Vermillion stupidly followed the voice... Like he was in a 'magic' (not the card game) spell or something...

 

Hanland: Hey! Vermillion, were are you goin'??

 

Nils: Hmmm... How are WE going to find him, by 'walking' to the other side?? Or what??

 

Hobbes: Let's build a bridge... Let's see, we have alot of trees and we have laser swords to cut them...

 

Everyone agreed to build it... The 'working song' should we played here.

 

Then when they were finished... They all felt like it was a masterpeace.

 

Hardware: Mvuah! Fine aarrt of the masterpeace. Mvuah!

 

Nils: Who will walk first?? To se if it works, and is stable enough?

 

Hobbes: Who's most stupid?

 

Everyone exept Hardware said... "Hardware is..."

 

Hardware: Well, look's like I'm voted... Well, wish me good luck...

 

Slowly Hardware walked... Well, he made it (ofcourse, you thought he would die or what?)

 

Hardware: Heeeeeyy! It works! Come over!

 

And everyone walked over the bridge (no one died if you want to know).

 

Nils: To bad we have to leave it here... I like it tough...

 

Hobbes: No need to 'like' now, we need to help Vermillion!!

 

Hanland: SAAAAAAAAVE VERMILLION!!!!!!!!

 

And everyone runned to were they saw Vermillion walk to... Well, exept Calle, the little robot transformed into a little howercraft and flew instead, heh.

 

Mean while, when Vermillion walked against the sound...

 

Whispering guy: Coome, Fly boy, heelp meee... Heeelp meee... You are the only one to save meee!!

 

Vermillion: "Yes yes". "Save you".

 

And finaly Vermillion was at the end of his walking thoards the voice...

 

It was a guy, stuck on a looooooooong pillar... (Jesus, ha!).

 

Whispering Guy / Stuck on a looooooooong Pillar: Heelp me, untie the ropes! (screaming)

 

Vermillion: Yes yes... OK...

 

And Vermillion Flew up and untied the ropes. And the Whispering guy falled down to the ground, but didn't seemd hurt.

 

Vermillion fast flew down to the ground and see if the guy was really hurt...

 

Vermillion: Are you OK? You fell from a long hight there...

 

Whispering Guy: No Problem... I am just fine... My metal armor saved me...

 

Meanwhile, the otherguys cought up Vermillion...

 

Nils: Hey! Vermillion, are ARE alive!!

 

Vermillion: Wow, great. Meet my new friend!

 

Hanland: Kewl, what's his name?

 

Vermillion: Yea, what is your name?

 

Whispering guy: My name is...

 

Hardware: Yees yess, what is it?

 

Whispering guy: My name is... Is...

 

Hobbes: What IS IT??

 

Whispering guy: My name is... Is... Is...

 

Hanland: What is it?!?!?!?!??

 

Whispering guy: My name is... Is... Is... Is...

 

Vermillion: You gotta tell us, I saved you, youknow!

 

Whispering guy: OK, really, my name is...

 

Nils: Stop doing that! Just tell your name!!

 

Whispering guy: My name is... I'm doing this couse the writer want's this part to be longer than 9 pages.

 

Hobbes: Ok, we get it...

 

Whispering guy: My name is...

 

Vermillion: Uhhhhhh...

 

Whispering guy: Ok, now it's over 9 page's... Now I can tell my name...

 

Vermillion (and everone else): WHAT IS IT??!?!?!!!?!??

 

Whispering guy: My name is... Pablo_Jon...

 

What will happen? Will they ever know why he was stuck on that pillar? Will they ever read that Peace of paper? Will they ever find what mastermind is controlling this space ship?? And were is Christoffer? Tune in next time, to find out!

In the exiting story of: SAGA.

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